This post is satire, you idiots

You know, an event happened in my everyday life that made me stop and think.  And I realized that it was part of a pattern.  Let me share some disconnected thoughts that are vaguely related to it.

A lot of the time, people behave in the way that I noticed.  And a lot of the time, they’re doing something wrong.  If only people would do a certain thing, everyone would be a lot better off.  I know this is true because of some philosophy I have come up with, because I’m wise.  That’s what blogging is all about.  Want to hear my philosophy?  It’s more like assertions than philosophy, but I think I’m a good writer.

Well, basically, life is a certain way.  But at the same time it’s the other way.  And people seem really stupid to me.

In addition, there’s a category of people or behaviors that REALLY piss me off.  I mean, what are those people THINKING?  They think they’re doing something smart or impressive, but I’ve seen right through that charade.  amirite.

In conclusion, it would be great for you to change yourself in a way I hinted at above.  My ideas are amazingly good, as I’m sure you agree by now.  You should keep reading my blog, because of how important my ideas are.

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