People Think This Story Is Funny

taiwan-superman-posterYou ever have a dream where you can fly?  I had one of those a few weeks ago.

So I was flying home from work.  I was doing it in long, floaty high jumps, like a few stories up and maybe a half a block long.  Then I realized, with startling insight, “people can’t fly.” Am I smart or what?

I tested whether I was could really fly by flying over something I definitely couldn’t walk through; a building.  I landed on the other side just fine.

I concluded that I was suffering from dangerous hallucinations, and stopped flying.  So for the rest of the night, I dreamt about walking home normally.

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2 Responses to People Think This Story Is Funny

  1. Ben McGraw says:

    Never before have I seen an id so whipped by a superego.

  2. Ben McGraw says:

    (alternatively: an id that moonlighted as a superego)

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