You ever have a dream where you can fly? I had one of those a few weeks ago.
So I was flying home from work. I was doing it in long, floaty high jumps, like a few stories up and maybe a half a block long. Then I realized, with startling insight, “people can’t fly.” Am I smart or what?
I tested whether I was could really fly by flying over something I definitely couldn’t walk through; a building. I landed on the other side just fine.
I concluded that I was suffering from dangerous hallucinations, and stopped flying. So for the rest of the night, I dreamt about walking home normally.