Two of my friends were making fun of me for eating very quickly. The joke is that I don’t taste food. “Ha ha,” I agreed. Then one of them said I might succeed where this guy failed. I think I could do it. Dusty thinks I can’t. We bet $100.
So, when we get around to ordering it, I’ll be eating nothing but monkey chow and water for a month, after which I’ll be $100 richer. The $100 should more than cover the mouthwash expenses I’ll undoubtedly incur during the “experience.”